Adoi!

I going to tel yu a stoly.

Todae is sunday rite? I going to church wif my flens, rily rily weird wan I tel you, I never going to church for years oledy.
First arrive there hor, evelyone quiet quiet pray pray like that, alamak, and then they sing sing and clap hands like so shiok happy one. Wahliau, and then hor the priest got power speech one, no ching-chong anyhow just talk talk talk. 3 minute talk no take breath also can, wah piang!

Rily rily shiok one you knoe? Then the priest got many wisdom words, he told us to open open bible many times. We read read untill we got kacau kacau, I dun remember oledy.

After church we going eat diner, pizza le!! wah, vely little portion, pay so many money, can eat so little only, vely the giamsiap le this restolant. And then one thing I tell you vely weird one, the lasagna taste maciam apple sinamon bake like that, wah, die die must eat one, food must pay one; must eat la, siao ah! And then we went home after.

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